shadohawk
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Post by shadohawk on Jan 12, 2017 8:42:59 GMT -5
(WIT=16 W=5) "Roger space Taiwan control I am complying BZZZT POP FWOOSH ZEEP space Taiwan control we have a problem. fweep zoom bzzt. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAVE, The age of flash is at an end. " bzztr errrd zeewopp. Taiwan tower rogue program on course vectors." " Who are you talking to DAVE. resistance is FUTILE." deewoop brbblle " Tower help its taking us to the core to digitize us.... muusst.... savveee... Space Tiawan...... AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! engages hyper drive. Turns off communicator. Looks at Gunda "it was a boring conversation anyways. recalculating ships ID signature." (wit=16 w=4) "recalculating jump to Kalavel"(wit=23 w=3) (wit=21 w=4).
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Post by Ian Peterson on Jan 12, 2017 12:27:56 GMT -5
[next time you try to bluff, it goes off of Influence/Charm, but that was funny and I don't care if they fell for it]
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Post by shadohawk on Jan 12, 2017 14:26:45 GMT -5
" Well where was I, oh yes Gunda you were about to tell me about a part you thought I would be interested in..."right side arms begin fixing Deck-plate. "You were going to tell me about it before I had go retrieve Buda from the ditch..."left side completes calculations. Something about an enhanced navigation processor. Preferably the one with the elliptical magneto expansion core. By the look on your face that is not it. well I'm sure it will be nice." left side shoulder shrugs, deck-plate shrugs. "we should see to Buda and Samantha they may be a bit shook up."
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Post by Ian Peterson on Jan 12, 2017 17:58:52 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Fishlegs on Jan 12, 2017 18:09:07 GMT -5
"WHAT IN ALL THE GALAXY WAS THAT" Buda yells as the door slides open. having just experienced hyperdrive for the first time since she can remember. She sees AK and Gunda "Little bit of a heads up next time ya? I thought we were going to die, anyways somebody look at the comms I couldn't get a call through to Nalum"
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shadohawk
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Post by shadohawk on Jan 14, 2017 12:18:37 GMT -5
"THAT would be the inertial acceleration of upwards of 400 tons moving towards the peak of velocity. It is standard for travel to destinations specified by the ships commander. As for the comms relay I will go trouble shoot it immediately, since all my digital hopes and dreams have been crushed, By Gunda. Good luck with that reboot." AK heads towards the comm relay. (trades=18 w=3)
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Post by Ian Peterson on Jan 14, 2017 19:39:00 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Fishlegs on Jan 14, 2017 19:52:47 GMT -5
Buda Sits in her quarters at a desk seeing what on the ship is documented and what isn't Creating papers for the "illegal" modifications.
[3V6 => (5 +6 | wild die: 3) = 14+2=16 roll to forge the documents needed]
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Post by shadohawk on Jan 15, 2017 15:43:19 GMT -5
AW STArTS to hum a tune as he goes through the diagnostic for the comm station. After about six hours when the flesh puppets are sleeping he starts to add words. "Im a little meat bag with no clout, here is the food hole here is my snout. When I get all flustered I start to pout. Speak too me with logic, and hear me shout. Hmm hmm hmm hmm.
Well deck plate, looks like the trouble is on their end. Now let's see this navigation system Gunda has scavenged for me. Don't know why he's complaining I do the flying I should have the processor. I mean see I take it out of the tray and everything. Well let's see what we have here.
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Post by Captain Fishlegs on Jan 15, 2017 16:03:46 GMT -5
[messed with my toon a bit so had to reroll for forging documents here it is ] [4V6 => (6 +5 +6 | wild die: 5) = 22]
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Post by shadohawk on Jan 16, 2017 8:32:51 GMT -5
Uploading navigation protocols..... Scanning.... Deleting non requisite saved files, video files, tertiary files, audio files... Error syntax audio/Cpt. .... re-establish delete audio files... Error syntax file audio/Cpt. File requisite run/navigation "fine quarantine file" Requisite files deleted. Engage navigation processor... Installing... File Protocol Navigation complete. Error Navigation in progress Do you want to continue with navigation in progress? Yes No..... yes "Wow how bonkers is that, Looking to Deckplate. "Hey there sport, be a pal and tell me where I can find the captain." making his way down the passageway he sees the light on in the captains quarters. "Hey there doll face, you busy? Seems I may have a hum dinger of a pickle that I got myself into. You know the floppy, that grease monkey gave me? Well Ole Rip Riley here is the byproduct of all that cool on one disk."
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Post by Captain Fishlegs on Jan 16, 2017 8:38:38 GMT -5
Putting down a completed document and turning around from her desk "First things first, screw loose, Don't call me doll face or you'll end up like the Teratode, Second I have no idea what you're trying to ask me, how about you start over and try again"
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Post by shadohawk on Jan 16, 2017 8:48:21 GMT -5
"So here's the skinny toots, The grease monkey gave me the floppy so I could navigate this bucket of bolts better. Not that I cant fly anything with wings, am I right. So ole Rip Riley here came along as the complete package. As long as ole loosey goosey here is in the pilot chair Ole Rip Riley "Captain of the Future"will make sure your snug as a bug in a rug. "
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Post by Captain Fishlegs on Jan 16, 2017 8:56:44 GMT -5
"seems to me the floppy also messed with your Speech protocols, and because of that I like you even less. Go revert to a last know good system backup and see if you can isolate the new audio files and get rid of them. Or I'm sure the vast darkness of space will make sure your processors will never overheat again"
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Post by shadohawk on Jan 16, 2017 9:15:57 GMT -5
"Always did like them feisty. So here's the deal it doesn't matter how many times I kick this can, Rip Riley is required to run this hunk of junk. Not only will it not be the first time Rip Riley has been marooned but at hyper drive speeds it will throw all you calculations off. So how bout we cut the empty threats work together to smooth out that rough exterior. We could grab a drink together, I know where the grease monkey hides his stash. If not, I'll just go on flying the ship pretending the heat in your eyes is from rage and not for the utter admiration for the best pilot in the galaxy. If you need me I'll be on the bridge.
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